Subject	Here is your comprehensive guide to Sports Classification:
Posted by	Kenny on February 16, 2006 at 6:17 PM
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In Reply To	Drifting is not a sport. (n/m) posted by Guapo on February 16, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Message	Sports must involve: Pain Skill Physical stress Endurance An activity is not a sport if: You can eat while doing it. If you're wearing a dress. If you have ovaries. If it is simultaneously decided by judges, and doesn't involve you being punched in the face, bodyslammed, or choked into unconsciousness. If it's golf. If a few thousand people won't pay to watch others play it. Sports: Not Sports: Recursively Yours, Kenny... PETZ Member #5 SteamyZ. Never had did me wrong. - SL103 07/06/04 11:58:15
Follow Ups	Drifting is not a sport. (n/m) - Guapo 16:11:19 02/16/06 Neither are Spelling Bees. (n/m) - ssm300z 16:15:56 02/16/06 or poker... - Spee 19:41:41 02/16/06 I'm actually starting to think you're cool now... - LJZTT 20:34:49 02/16/06 amen........ - Spyder Z 15 16:16:38 02/16/06 * waste - vorpalZ 16:21:37 02/16/06 *waste* (n/m) - Cincyzx 16:22:13 02/16/06 actually, here is a waist of tires: - vorpalZ 16:58:15 02/16/06 It's a fad. (n/m) - ryanb300zx 16:16:39 02/16/06 neither is figure skating (n/m) - Tikigod 16:19:02 02/16/06 As gay as figure skating is, I think it's a sport. - ssm300z 16:32:32 02/16/06 If thats the definition of a sport then drifting is most - Cincyzx 16:34:36 02/16/06 Auto racing isn't a sport. In fact, any activity with the - Di Lo 16:57:45 02/16/06 Incorrect! You use every physical sense wal keeping the car - Cincyzx 17:04:20 02/16/06 You ever seen the heart rate of professional drivers - ben7021 17:32:56 02/16/06 So sex is a sport then? Who hasn't been in the ocassional - Di Lo 17:40:29 02/16/06 So because people get tired - ben7021 17:45:09 02/16/06 I haven't made any reference to boxers not being in - Di Lo 17:50:55 02/16/06 Des your heart rate also jump to 160 when you stay up late? - ben7021 17:52:55 02/16/06 OK. Lets see if coke snorting becomes an Olympic competition (n/m) - Di Lo 17:59:40 02/16/06 Last I knew snorting cocaine wasn't usually a competition - ben7021 18:08:10 02/16/06 Don't worry about it. - Di Lo 18:18:51 02/16/06 Yes. (n/m) - Kenny 17:47:28 02/16/06 Interesting. I thought the sport was in landing the girl. - Di Lo 17:57:17 02/16/06 Then you aren't doing it right. (n/m) - Kenny 18:17:24 02/16/06 Which part? - Di Lo 18:21:05 02/16/06 The latter. (n/m) - Kenny 18:22:46 02/16/06 According to your Sports Classification: - Di Lo 18:32:00 02/16/06 ... - Kenny 19:10:01 02/16/06 Kinda like masterbating then? I must be a legend in my own - Di Lo 19:14:41 02/16/06 both can be sport, potentially. - Z U N L 00:43:25 02/17/06 You have to ask? - TT XTZ 17:55:02 02/16/06 therefore, hackey sack is a sport. puff puff pass. :) (n/m) - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 16:39:01 02/16/06 Incorrect, its not an *Actual* sport with documented - Cincyzx 16:42:43 02/16/06 as scary as it may be - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 16:46:51 02/16/06 Oh great... now hackey sacks a sport... dammit i didnt think - Cincyzx 16:51:07 02/16/06 false - Spee 19:43:31 02/16/06 As much as I would love to disagree with you. - ssm300z 20:03:09 02/16/06 a subjective system full of BS - Tikigod 21:15:49 02/16/06 Agreed. - ssm300z 10:54:59 02/17/06 OK - dream Z (MD) 16:19:13 02/16/06 Bar bet... - Dallas DamonZ 16:21:44 02/16/06 If there is not a chance of blood being drawn or you - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 16:25:40 02/16/06 I respectfully disagree with you about golf for obvious - Gold Z 16:34:05 02/16/06 Ha. I come from a family of hardcore (but not good) - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 16:38:01 02/16/06 I can definitely relate to the "obsession/addiction". If we - Gold Z 16:45:23 02/16/06 I just may take you up on it one day. By the way - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 16:48:35 02/16/06 Not so sure if it's an age thing or a maturity thing or - Gold Z 17:27:09 02/16/06 Re: If there is not a chance of blood being drawn or you - Dallas DamonZ 16:44:26 02/16/06 Game, set, match. (n/m) - Dave N 16:54:09 02/16/06 LOL - Cincyzx 16:55:35 02/16/06 Just because idiots are involved doesn't make it a sport. - longhornz32(Fort Worth) 17:20:43 02/16/06 Im redefining the word sport... something you pay to see - Cincyzx 17:24:58 02/16/06 Greatest vid ever. - Spyder Z 15 17:24:37 02/16/06 hahaha awesome! (n/m) - Cincyzx 17:31:53 02/16/06 so wrong but so hilarious (n/m) - Magnum 19:16:43 02/16/06 A special someone is trying for a Darwin Award :) And, - Alex'sVG30DETT (SoFL) 21:57:58 02/16/06 Golf is not a sport. - Spee 19:46:20 02/16/06 What's the time limit on a baseball game again? - boileralum 20:17:28 02/16/06 neither baseball, nor marathon running are sports. - Spee 23:03:38 02/16/06 i agree with the baseball thing - apudapus 01:31:52 02/17/06 see John Kruk quote - DCB0821(NC) 00:55:13 02/17/06 yup, and smoking a cigarette in the dugout :) (n/m) - Spee 02:57:06 02/17/06 And you and Kenny are clueless. I played Basketball and - Gold Z 20:33:02 02/16/06 Hi. - Spee 23:08:54 02/16/06 you're right on golf but not baseball. - SuparexTT 00:59:46 02/17/06 While I can see where you are coming from, I respectfully - Gold Z 08:22:56 02/17/06 Hi... - kayoz 10:05:02 02/17/06 Totally agree with you :) (n/m) - Gold Z 10:40:32 02/17/06 This statement once again solidifies my opinion - Riddick 11:50:49 02/17/06 how erudite of you (n/m) - Moxie 16:24:28 02/16/06 Niether is hunting or any activity that requires - Di Lo 16:25:03 02/16/06 neither is darts, but they call it that anyway. - SnowManZ(aka Snowie) 16:25:38 02/16/06 I happen to like drifting... but no, it is not a sport. (n/m) - Cincyzx 16:26:33 02/16/06 Well actually i take that back a sport to me is anything - Cincyzx 16:28:27 02/16/06 I don't think skill needs to be required. As long >> - Arnel@Z32racing.com 16:36:06 02/16/06 So Poker is a sport? What about Go Fish? (n/m) - ssm300z 17:20:32 02/16/06 Well, they do show poker on ESPN now ;) (n/m) - ben7021 18:10:17 02/16/06 Quite profound, if I may say so! :) Couldn't agree more..... (n/m) - Gold Z 16:28:43 02/16/06 Just like that cool band you really liked - zcar4me 16:30:18 02/16/06 2nd (n/m) - Cincyzx 16:32:40 02/16/06 Sure it is. There's competition with a winner. (n/m) - Arnel@Z32racing.com 16:32:53 02/16/06 Anyways what is the point of this other than to cause - Cincyzx 16:36:08 02/16/06 Instigator. ;-P (n/m) - doug8867 16:38:53 02/16/06 POKER is not a sport, take it off espn (n/m) - kanigie 16:40:45 02/16/06 *SLAP* (n/m) - SnowManZ(aka Snowie) 17:10:48 02/16/06 2nd (n/m) - PakiHomBoy 18:08:27 02/16/06 id driftings a sport so is smoking!! (n/m) - BLKRAGTOPZ(socal) 16:41:38 02/16/06 i didn't think scrabble was till i saw it on espn... (n/m) - Rbadger 16:43:03 02/16/06 lol SWEET then that means im athletic! yes ;) (n/m) - Cincyzx 16:44:55 02/16/06 on The Ocho! (n/m) - Dallas DamonZ 16:45:42 02/16/06 Quone the patient, we need a medical dictionary..... (n/m) - ZheKing 00:54:21 02/17/06 as far as im concerned, drifting is a sport... - resorb (NJ) 16:56:12 02/16/06 2nd.. not so much on the name "drift box" though :) (n/m) - Cincyzx 16:59:14 02/16/06 Has anyone here read Initial D? (n/m) - crazysojujon 17:02:51 02/16/06 no but ive seen the movies. (n/m) - zyongster 17:06:36 02/16/06 whats your point? (n/m) - SnowManZ(aka Snowie) 17:12:19 02/16/06 that has drifting in it, - Initial Z 17:17:32 02/16/06 oh, it also isnt drifiting in a competition aspect :P (n/m) - Initial Z 17:18:27 02/16/06 Sport should be defined thru human physical prowess, not - Di Lo 17:08:37 02/16/06 Well considering reaction time and senses are what human - Cincyzx 17:16:10 02/16/06 What sporting competition is based strictly on that - Di Lo 17:24:55 02/16/06 what about shooting? (n/m) - dpjax 17:21:36 02/16/06 Don't care. It is fun to watch and inhale the tire smoke - Max865(ATL) 17:12:52 02/16/06 It is more like professional ice skating. - Ash's Z 17:23:46 02/16/06 I just spit beer on my keyboard :-) (n/m) - Joe(NoVA) 17:48:18 02/16/06 Most people remember Tanya Harding like this: - Ash's Z 18:38:47 02/16/06 i'd slip it in (n/m) - red300zxtt 18:53:51 02/16/06 Gross. - Di Lo 20:25:49 02/16/06 ...then tell me, is this a sport?? haha >> - stockplayerz (NYC) 18:00:38 02/16/06 Oh dear lord. (n/m) - TT XTZ 18:16:39 02/16/06 Rock, Paper, Scissors clutch anyone? - Ash's Z 18:33:49 02/16/06 foot, cockroach, nuclear bomb =P (n/m) - stockplayerz (NYC) 18:43:07 02/16/06 Here is your comprehensive guide to Sports Classification: - Kenny 18:17:14 02/16/06 LOL (n/m) - 240Z FeO2 00:34:44 02/17/06 2nd (n/m) - Z U N L 00:44:27 02/17/06 I agree with everything but the sexist part, I bet you - CRAZZEPETE. 12:08:30 02/17/06 Kenny you ever see some of the Micro crocrop fights? - suprakillinz(boulder soon) 16:56:50 02/17/06 does anyone here actually watch the olympics? (n/m) - PakiHomBoy 18:38:59 02/16/06 I watched Curling, it was interesting - Max865(ATL) 20:13:53 02/16/06 Strategy young padawan - SuparexTT 00:50:36 02/17/06 yes (n/m) - Spee 23:11:33 02/16/06 You just watch it for the solo synchronized swimming. (n/m) - Riddick 12:14:33 02/17/06 Hogging is definitely a sport. - Cravin 19:17:40 02/16/06 drifting is just ghey in general (n/m) - ben_96_slicktop (nova) 19:21:28 02/16/06 just like figure skating (n/m) - Spee 19:40:45 02/16/06 I actually watched the figure skating for a bit - 92fairladyz (Yokosuka, Japan) 04:54:19 02/17/06 Everything is moot until Gaming becomes a sport. (n/m) - SuparexTT 21:10:13 02/16/06 Re: Drifting is not a sport. - Chadman 01:58:55 02/17/06 now that's a sport that i'd like to get into... (n/m) - Z U N L 17:38:52 02/17/06 Regardless, it is still fun to watch. - 92fairladyz (Yokosuka, Japan) 04:56:28 02/17/06
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